Really? Is this my life?
For the past two hours I have dealt with a screaming crying little turd. Nothing I do makes him happy.
He hates to nap. Hates to help unpack. Hates his toys. Hates this house. Hates to eat.
BUT he will throw french fries and laugh. SIGH.
If I could be two I would trow a massive ass fit right now but I wont.
Instead I will tell you I had an awesome vacation but I am super glad to be home.
I do not have any idea how I am going to make it to Christmas without a breakdown. Seriously.
I need to be number 1 on the daycare list...like now.
5 comments:
I am feeling your pain about now. I've been taking "breaks" to walk outside and daydream about the cigarettes I'd love to be smoking. LOL. This morning was a screaming/throwing fit over...milk in his cup? That he finally did drink. Apparently the only proper way to get my attention for any matter is screaming, crying, throwing items at me and hitting/headbutting me.
THE JOYS OF FREAKING MOTHERHOOD, DAWG.
Are you sure you don't have MY kid over there?
'ass fit' made me giggle :)
My kids are always a little worse after visiting with grandparents... maybe he is having gram withdrawals?!
LOL, sorry but I'm right there with you! And I think I did throw a tantrum like a 2 year old yesterday...I won't talk about it though! LMAO
Concerned you may have had that breakdown and no one has found you yet...
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